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You know you’re Middle Aged if…
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Getting Down Under
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For some light refreshment!
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insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...