Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!