Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
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My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
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Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
A Mother’s Dictionary
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A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
You\’re a Redneck if…
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