Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
The Y-Zero-K Problem
The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius:...
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...