Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!