Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...