You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!