A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...