Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Gay Basher
Q: What’s the difference between a faggot and a queer?A: A faggot won’t go...
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...