String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Amazing Anagrams
|Amazing AnagramsDormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP