What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...