New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...