Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
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Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Working With The FBI
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