Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer’s Lingo:”COMPETITIVE SALARY” We remain competitive by paying less than our...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...