Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...