I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...
Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye,...
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man…
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...