Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....