The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
We’re Rangers!
True story: A friend’s mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...