You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....