Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel…
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...