Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...