You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Kidnappers caught him
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...