I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Clean those restrooms
|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign...