What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
Q. What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?A. They both...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...