100 Buckets of Bits
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Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
A cold winter night
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Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Simplified income taxes
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You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...