The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...