Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...