I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...