Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
Drunk and The $20 Dollar Bills
It was New Year’s Eve … by then, actually, it was very early on...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...