Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up?
Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley split up? He wanted children and...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
10 Signs Your Amish Teen’s In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you...