A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...