Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
The Forrest Gump Connection!
Forrest Gump – Life is like a Box of chocolates…Forrest Dahmer – People are...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...