A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...