Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...