Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...