English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Questions and Answers…whew!
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
I love you in 9 languages!
HOW TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . ....
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...