Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...