What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
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Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes...