Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.