Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...