Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer,...