Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!