The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...