On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Greek wedding
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I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...