I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
On Marriage
MarriageGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...