Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...