Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
Never talk to the parrot
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This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
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Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...