Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...