Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...