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|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
Q: What’s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...