Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Looking for a monkey wrench
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Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall…
One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
But how do I know…
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Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...